Finally! A style innovation that is neither bikini nor sheer! Just as July came to a close, Christina Aguilera introduced followers to her purskirt (that’s purse-skirt, if you didn’t know).
“Precious goods” she wrote on Instagram under a picture of herself wearing a pink crystal-covered micro-mini that has handles, flaps, and latches to give it the appearance of an Hermés Birkin Bag. W as part of Namilia’s spring-summer 2024 collection (“In loving memory of my sugar daddy”), and you can see a clip of the garment, and others like it, on the runway by tapping through Xtina’s post.
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She’s in her bag! She’s securing the bag! She’s a genie in a bottle in a bag! These are all the fun comments on the post, but be warned, most of them are about her weight and her upcoming Tel Aviv concert, so scroll at your own risk.
Is Christina Aguilera filming something? Modeling something? Promoting something? We don’t know. All we know is purskirt. Wait, I’m having a possibly brilliant idea: IIf there’s a skirt in your closet that no longer fits…turn it into a purse? Literally just sew up the bottom and add a handle? Wow, sustainable fashion, DIY, I did it—Gen Z, please like me!
Aguilera’s latest project has been promoting a line of lubes, for which she even got a racy NSFW manicure. And what with the vagina being “nature’s pocket,” it stands to reason that it}s also nature’’s purse. “I’ve gotten to know my vagina well over the last 42 years,” Aguilera explained of the collab. “And literally there are pleasure points that keep opening up as you get older. And that’s something that I’ve really noticed. There’s four different places that I can orgasm from around my vagina, and that is the truth.” We don’t doubt it. Precious goods, indeed.
